Hawaii
Wow!
Whassup?
Phallic Rock, that's what
Phallic Rock, that's what
If you look closely, you can see an offering someone left in hopes of having a child.
- photo by gimpyprophet, (license)
- photo by gimpyprophet, (license)
Some of you may think this is a Hawaiian carving of a turtle. No, it's not.
This is Phallic Rock on Hawaii's Molokai. For countless generations it has been the hope of last resort for childless Hawaiian women. They would bring an offering, spend the night and bingo! The next morning they supposedly are pregnant.
(Please don't tell Octomom about this.)
If size matters, know ye that this monument to manliness is six feet tall. Legend says it is the male god of fertility, Nanahoa.
So how did Nanahoa wind up stoned, so to speak? One day he was admiring a hottie, wife Kawahuna gets hot and pulls hottie's hair, he slaps her, she turns to stone and he likewise in this condition. (Doctors say that if it lasts more than four hours, go to a hospital, but obviously he didn't.)
There are other phallic rocks across the Pacific, but this is absolutely the best specimen. Is this a naturally endowed rock, or has it had male enhancement? Probably a combination of both.
For those who cannot resist its obvious charm, Phallic Rock is in Palaau State Park near Kalapapa Lookout at the end of Highway 470.
Apparently Nanahoa is still helping the ladies, because women are still leaving offerings. Do you think there is a fallacy in their thinking? Check back in nine months to find out.
This is Phallic Rock on Hawaii's Molokai. For countless generations it has been the hope of last resort for childless Hawaiian women. They would bring an offering, spend the night and bingo! The next morning they supposedly are pregnant.
(Please don't tell Octomom about this.)
If size matters, know ye that this monument to manliness is six feet tall. Legend says it is the male god of fertility, Nanahoa.
So how did Nanahoa wind up stoned, so to speak? One day he was admiring a hottie, wife Kawahuna gets hot and pulls hottie's hair, he slaps her, she turns to stone and he likewise in this condition. (Doctors say that if it lasts more than four hours, go to a hospital, but obviously he didn't.)
There are other phallic rocks across the Pacific, but this is absolutely the best specimen. Is this a naturally endowed rock, or has it had male enhancement? Probably a combination of both.
For those who cannot resist its obvious charm, Phallic Rock is in Palaau State Park near Kalapapa Lookout at the end of Highway 470.
Apparently Nanahoa is still helping the ladies, because women are still leaving offerings. Do you think there is a fallacy in their thinking? Check back in nine months to find out.
