Hawaii
Wow!
Would we kid you? No way. Hawaii has cows, and they are invisible.
Still don't believe it? Then you better watch out on the Big Island of Hawaii. The Mauna Kea Access Road heads through land where cows roam.
What's the problem with that?
Plenty, especially at night. Those bovines like to lie down on the warm asphalt. You can't see a black cow on asphalt. It's invisible. And then there's fog. If it's heavy and the cow is white, it's invisible.
There's even a road sign that reads: "Beware of INVISIBLE COWS." If you stop in at the Mauna Kea visitor station, you can buy an invisible cow bumper sticker.
To be fair, some say the road now has electrified fence to try and keep the critters under control. But watch out, don't take chances, or you could be churning butter the hard way.
Still don't believe it? Then you better watch out on the Big Island of Hawaii. The Mauna Kea Access Road heads through land where cows roam.
What's the problem with that?
Plenty, especially at night. Those bovines like to lie down on the warm asphalt. You can't see a black cow on asphalt. It's invisible. And then there's fog. If it's heavy and the cow is white, it's invisible.
There's even a road sign that reads: "Beware of INVISIBLE COWS." If you stop in at the Mauna Kea visitor station, you can buy an invisible cow bumper sticker.
To be fair, some say the road now has electrified fence to try and keep the critters under control. But watch out, don't take chances, or you could be churning butter the hard way.
Invisible cows are no joke in Hawaii, as this sign proves.
© Photo courtesy of Jaclynn - Model
© Photo courtesy of Jaclynn - Model
Watch out for invisible cows
